The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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