i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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