Pants 0. Shit 1.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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