Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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