I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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