How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Randomize
