I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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