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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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