I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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