White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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