Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
