do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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