I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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