we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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