doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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