the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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