I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You're like the curious george of whores
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
there is another microwave in the elevator.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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