i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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