talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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