Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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