he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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