How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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