We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
