Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
do herpes really smell.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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