when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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