Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
