i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We are two peas in an std pod
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize
