that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
