Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
