weddingsv make me drug and hornr
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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