So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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