whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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