went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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