ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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