why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
