I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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