This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I love having hate sex.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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