i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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