I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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