I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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