I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I lost the right to judge tonight
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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