that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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