There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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