Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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