who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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