So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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