69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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