Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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