If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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