"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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