oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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