Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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