we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This girl is more easily done than said...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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