In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The power of my boobs compel you
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You are a genius and a whore.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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