so that wasnt chicken after all
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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